In astrology terms, this means all kinds of hell is going to break loose. And perhaps there’s something to this theory after all.
Last Friday, Jennifer and I adopted a 6-year-old border collie named Winston. He’s a super cool dog, incredibly smart, amazingly well-behaved, obedient, and an awesome frisbee catcher. He loves us incredibly, and when I’m at home he’s my constant shadow. I love dogs, and we’ve thought about getting one ever since we bought the house in 2006, but had never taken the plunge. But after meeting Winston we couldn’t say no any longer. He’s an excellent dog, and has already made his debut as the shop dog at Jay’s Cycle for a couple of hours today.
However, our household before Winston was a delicate balance of feline power. Lucas (Jen’s spoiled baby, an Oriental Shorthair), Maxine (my girl, mischievous and beautiful Persian), and Fiona (a very strange Devon Rex - like Dr. Evil’s cat) had a tenuous peace between them, never without drama but not too awful. Lucas and Maxine get along, but Fiona is a bit of a loner, attached to people but leery of other cats. Adding a dog to the mix was like adding vinegar to baking soda - oops!
Chaos ensues . . . . Turns out that Winston has canine tapeworms, and then he cut his paw playing frisbee a bit too vigorously. He has been wearing a ridiculous halo and pooping nastiness for the last 6 days. Lucas, in the meantime, has suddenly developed kidney stones, which he’s painfully trying to pass. Maxine has been doing her share of hissing at Winston, but that’s getting better. However, she’s been playing her favorite game way too much - in the middle of the night she reaches up under the end of the comforter on our bed and with one single sharp claw, she pokes me right in the middle of my foot. She thinks it’s pretty damned funny - it’s pretty obvious that this is her favorite trick, as she’s practically giggling as she runs away. Now, instead of once a week, she’s doing it once every hour. On top of it all, Jennifer is sick too. She has a wicked sore throat, and even though she’s been home from work, the last thing she wants to do is visit the vet every single day. Total chaos, all around.
To top it off, someone stole a bike from the shop today. If you see anyone with this bike, call the Westfield Police immediately at (908)232-1000, and then call me (908)232-3250. Only a handful of these were ever shipped to dealers, so if you see one on the trail, it’s most likely the one stolen from us. And if you see a Specialized dual-crown suspension fork or a Specialized rear shock on any other brand of bike, it was most likely stripped off an Enduro, since those suspension parts aren’t sold aftermarket, only as original equipment on Specialized bikes.

Mercury in retrograde. Hmm, sounds like a bike crash waiting to happen. I finally have my new bike together. The SL2 is a rockin’ piece of equipment - there is no better bike in the world. Having ridden hundreds of great bikes, I believe this is the best. So I’m hesitant to ride it on our Wednesday night rides. At least until the astrological chaos is gone.

